Divisions and Precisions

I didn't know whether to

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Somebody shoot me if I ever turn into the heroine described in this article.

If he's sultry and charismatic, he's dangerous, not a man you'd want to marry. But if he's soft and harmless and borderline-laughable? Yes! Tag that wildebeest and track him until he's lost his will to run, and his will to live, and is therefore ready to be propped up at assorted couples' brunches and holiday dinners, presented to the world as the slightly deadened but hopelessly devoted provider.