Divisions and Precisions

Things I learned this weekend:It

Things I learned this weekend:

1. It is possible to write two-thirds of a novel before knowing how it is going to end.
   
2. 6 gaming adults + 1 non-gaming adult + 5 children under the age of 5 = Not a lot of gaming going on
   
3. Children under the age of five are symbiotes. They feed off one another. (Corollary: If one is hyper, all five are hyper.)
   
4. Thou shalt not game after 8pm if there are five children under the age of five present.
   
5. It's really funny when the paladin says "fuck".
   
6. Especially if he says it in front of his 22 month-old son.
   
7. The paladin's wife, however, will not be amused.
   
8. There is such a thing as too many mashed potatoes.
   
9. There's not always room for Jello.