July 18, 2001
The Seed has to draw
The Seed has to draw 5 maps for a 7,000 word adventure.
The Seed says "A map of a village, a map of a ruin, a map of a dungeon, a map of a tower, and a map of a valley. Cause you know, you must have maps. You can't just say, "It's a tower. It's tall and round and hollow.""
Ruth says "Yeah, but how tall; how round; how hollow?!? I /need/ to know these things!"
Fate hees!
The Seed says "And how many feet across -- so I can figure if my fireball can kill everyone inside."
Technosmith says "Why the hell are you writing for D&D, again?"
The Seed says "Cause I'm getting paid 6 cents per word."
Fate says "American, yet."
The Seed sold his soul for 30 pieces of silver. Which you can find hidden in the moldy hay in the corner of the 10x10 stone room, if you make a Search check (DC 15).
