Divisions and Precisions

I have a zero tolerance

I have a zero tolerance policy for stupidity. Can I suspend the principal?

"I think a chicken strip is something insignificant," she said. "It's just a piece of chicken. How could you play like it's a gun?"

The principal wittily responded that punishment for a threat "depends on the tone, the demeanor, and in some manner you judge the intent. It's not the object in the hand, it's the thought in the mind."

I'm certain the eight-year old boy had murder in mind when he pointed that deadly piece of chicken at his teacher.

Posted by Lisa at February 1, 2001 08:36 AM