Divisions and Precisions

I got this in my

I got this in my email tonight from my good buddy "large@yahoo.com" with the subject line "extreem":

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Um. How likely is it that lisa@selkie.net is a guy? At least they spelled "guaranteed" right. I'm tempted to respond with, "Yeah, my penis is so small I haven't seen it in over two years!" ;)

(Sorry, Mom.)

Posted by Lisa at December 27, 2000 06:51 PM