Divisions and Precisions

Why crack should not be

Why crack should not be allowed in the workplace:

Purity ahs, "Nothing says Home Cooking quite like soup in a styrofoam cup. Just add water, and presto -- its like Mom's kitchen." Oh, wait...
Fate giggles.
Fate says "Instant Lunch, yummy!"
Purity says "And I'm all for instant. Because instant means my lazy ass works less."
Fate says "Amen, sister Laura."
Purity cackles.
Fate says "There's a /reason/ I have a work drawer full of ramen noodles and instant oatmeal. ;)"
Purity raises her hands into the air as she feels the spirit move her, "Say it again, Sistah Lisa!"
Fate says "I say, I say, I say /microwave/, sistah! I have /seeeeeeeen/ the glory of God, and it is held in the cellophane wrapping of Maruchan Instant Lunch!"

An oldie but a goodie from the staff room of the Tribe 8 MU*. Laura is keen. She makes me giggle.

Posted by Lisa at December 13, 2000 04:04 PM