Divisions and Precisions

Tired of election nonsense yet?

Tired of election nonsense yet? Sure, but go read this. It'll make you feel better.

A Florida elections commissioner was heard on CNN saying that manual recounts are more reliable because "they help to resolve the hanging chad problem." The hanging chad problem. I can just picture some election worker walking up to a blond-haired surfer dude and saying, "Hey, Chad, how's it hanging?" Chad, of course, replies, "Not too good, dude." Thus we have a hanging Chad problem.

You should see what he had to say about pregnant chads.

Posted by Lisa at November 22, 2000 08:01 AM