Divisions and Precisions

I feel dirty now.

Okay... it's official. After spending the last half an hour trapped by Fandom Wank, I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that fandom scares me. I have a horrible feeling that there was Pirates of the Caribbean slashfic before the movie ever came out--like as soon as the teenie fandom world learned that Orlando Bloom was starring in it with Johnny Depp.

Poor guys. You have to wonder what some of these stars (especially all the LOTR guys in particular) think about the fact that thousands of women get off on imagining them having gay sex with each other. I mean, I knew there was a lot out there, but... gah.

Okay. Going to the library now. I swear.