Divisions and Precisions

Before I go to bed...

...apparently the rainstorms here have kept the morons glued to their computers, and they're all IMing me.

talldarkhandsom: write me a story abou t u ad me
talldarkhandsom: meeting in the thundrstorm
maegara: Are you planning to pay me professional freelance rates for this? Most places pay between 5 and 10 cents a word.
He eventually offered me $10, but that would've meant talking to him longer.

Then, later:

vneuro: hi
maegara: Hello.
vneuro: interested in a single male
maegara: Well no. Generally my interests are far more specific than that.
vneuro: ok bye
maegara: *laugh* So are you saying the only thing you have to offer someone is the fact that you have a penis?
Silence there and nothing more.