Divisions and Precisions

God's teeth!

I woke up with the following in my head:

Researchers have claimed to have found the dental records of Jesus Christ. This is an interesting trick, as according to Christianity his body ascended from the earth forty days after he rose from the dead.

Now, when I first woke up, this struck me as a terribly clever and odd thing to dream, until I realized that it makes absolutely no sense at all. Definitely too much caffeine yesterday.