Divisions and Precisions

This is what LiveJournal is for, isn't it?

There's a lot of overlap here, isn't there? Ah well.

APPEARANCE
- hair: Brown and desperately in need of a trim
- height: 5'7"
- weight: Good question. I'd guess around 350, but I stopped owning scales years and years ago.
- figure: You have to ask? Although, I think I like Mer's "ancient fertility goddess" answer. I'll go with that.

STYLE
- clothing: My own unique style is called "Hey cool, The Avenue sent me coupons!"
- music: Totally and in all ways eclectic. The only genres I almost never listen to are country, hip-hop, and R&B.
- makeup: None, unless I'm doing something formal.
- body art: With a canvas this big, who can afford art? ;)

RIGHT NOW
- wearing: Denim leggings, dark green t-shirt.
- music: I've had bits of obscure Broadway musicals stuck in my head lately.
- thinking of: Going to bed.
- feeling: Sleepy, a little bored.

LAST THING YOU...
- bought: Collection of piano/vocal music called "Best of Broadway Ballads", or something--this could explain the music.
- read: Working through the last couple chapters of One Hundred Years of Solitude.
- watched on tv: Watching Saturday Night Live at the moment, I'm not sure why.

EITHER / OR
- club or houseparty: I have a feeling my definition of "house party" isn't what's meant here, but, house party.
- tea or coffee: Either, but particularly chai or a white chocolate mocha.
- high achiever or easy-going: Way too easy-going.
- cats or dogs: Cats, duh.
- single or taken: I am the epitome of a thirty-something single woman.
- pen or pencil: Pen.
- gloves or mittens: Gloves, so I don't have to keep taking them off to do anything.
- food or candy: Food, definitely.
- cassette or cd: cds
- snuff or cigarettes: Yuck.
- coke or pepsi: Coke. Vanilla Coke.
- matches or a lighter: Matches. I burn myself with lighters more. (I know, that's lame.)
- sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: Um, I'll take, "having my face chewed off by rabid weasels", thanks.
- rickie lake or oprah winfrey: Rabid squirrels would work too.

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
- kill: Well, nobody really.
- hear from: Oddly, my ex-husband.
- look like: It's a tough question. I've spent a lot of time trying to get comfortable with who I am, so ideally I'd like to say "me", but realistically, I've always wondered what life would be like if I were traditionally beautiful.
- be like: My mom, I think.

FAVORITE
- food: Italian, I think.
- color: Blue or green.
- album: Oy, too many. First one to come to mind was "A Slight Case of Overbombing", The Sisters of Mercy.
- shoes: my new white tennis shoes.
- site: Big Fat Blog.
- song: God, this changes so often. The last song I listened to obsessively was "Joking" by the Indigo Girls
- vegetable: Broccoli.
- fruit: Seedless grapes.
- last movie you saw: Gosford Park
- last movie you saw on the big screen: Possession
- last phone number you called: Dawn and Jason.
- last thing you had to drink: Milk.
- last thing you ate: Honey-Nut Cheerios.
- last time you showered: Yesterday morning.
- last time you cried: I don't remember. It's been a couple weeks.
- last time you smiled: A few minutes ago.
- last time you laughed: A few minutes ago--my god, I actually laughed at SNL.
- last person you hugged: My mom, this morning.
- last person you kissed: Brand, years and years ago.
- last thing you said: "Bye, I love you."
- last person you talked to online: Lara, as opposed to Laura.
- last thing you smelled: Litter box. I so need to buy litter tomorrow. :P

DO YOU...
- smoke: Nope.
- do drugs: Nope, unless you count caffeine and occasional alcohol.
- sleep with stuffed animals: Nope, just real ones.
- have a crush: Always.
- have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.
- have a dream that keeps coming back: Not in a very long time.
- play an instrument: I sing, and used to be able to play a very small bit of piano and recorder.
- believe there is life on other planets: "I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space."
- read the newspaper: Not unless I'm job hunting.
- have any gay or lesbian friends: Uh, yeah.
- believe in miracles: I'd like to.
- believe it's possible to remain faithful forever: It's possible, of course, the question is whether or not it's ideal to do so.
- consider yourself tolerant of others: Yes.
- consider police a friend or foe: Friend, probably because I'm a white female over 30.
- like the taste of alcohol: Depends on what it's in.
- have a favorite Stooge: Groucho! No, wait...

DO YOU
- believe in astrology: Not really. It's interesting though.
- believe in magic: Yes.
- pray: I admit it, I do, but not usually formally. More of the "please, God" variety.
- go to church: Not in many years.
- have any secrets: Doesn't everybody?
- have any pets: This recently became a two-cat household.
- go to or plan to go to college: Currently a full-time student.
- have a degree: No, that's why I'm currently a full-time student.
- talk to strangers who instant message you: Almost never, because they usually come up with something like, "Do u want 2 cyber?"
- wear hats: Never.
- have any piercings: Ears.
- have any tattoos: Nope. (Haven't we done this before?)
- hate yourself: Not anymore.
- have a "hot spot": I forget.
- wish on stars: Whenever I see them.
- like your handwriting: Not really, that's why I type.
- believe in witches: Of course, I know too many not to.
- believe in Satan: I believe in the existence of evil, personified or not.
- believe in ghosts: Yes.
- trust others easily: Too easily.
- like sarcasm: Oh yes.
- take walks in the rain: Sometimes.
- kiss with your eyes closed: I can't remember.
- sing in the shower: Always.