Divisions and Precisions

Public transportation, yay

Riding the bus home today, I saw a woman with a goatee. Granted, I'm not 100% certain this person was female, but call it about 95%. Now, I have, to my eternal consternation, some stray hairs on my chin and face that I'm constantly plucking and trimming. That's not what I'm talking about. I saw this woman on a profile, and she had a goatee. I kept thinking, there but for the grace of some crazy hormones go I. I couldn't stop looking, and looking made my head feel funny.

I had to stop and wonder though: am I fat enough that people look at me with the same sense of unreality? I doubt it, but...