Divisions and Precisions

Spamalicious

I received two bits of spam today (well, actually, the second one might not be spam, it's just weird) that I was compelled to share.

The subject line reads: "watch teens shave off their public hair then jackoff!"
I understand spammers and pornographers have limited spelling skills, but you'd think that 'pubic' would be a word they could get right.

Subject: mushing
From: mdemuynck@comcast.net
Date: Mon, December 15, 2003 12:28 am
To: lisa@selkie.net

I just lost my husky after almost 14 ys a few months ago, mushing was something I
was always interested in. but at my size I wouldn't torment a dog that way :) how
long have you been doing it? where do you mush at? I only hear about it after the
season so I never know where to go to watch it.

I'm kinda baffled by that last one. In a big way.