Divisions and Precisions

I should write my Congressperson.

You say "So I ended up tracking down two books on bluegrass history and ethnomusicology via interlibrary loan today. Should be here next week. :)"
Haylon grins, "Interlibrary loan is God."
You say "Yeah, especially when you live in the sticks and the local library has crap."
You say "And ESPECIALLY when you can order up books via a website."
Haylon nodnods!
You say "It makes me feel all powerful and stuff. 'You, boy! Fetch me that obscure book!'"
Haylon cackles!
You say "Of course the image is ruined slightly by the fact that I have to go to the library and pick it up, and that the book is not actually fetched by an attractive subservient 20 year old."
Haylon says "It should be damnit! You're an American! You pay taxes!"