Divisions and Precisions

Pink!

I am wearing the funkiest shirt I have ever owned. And in fact, I now own two, in different virulent shades of pink (called, for some reason, shrimp and orchid). The shirt looks like your basic cotton buttondown: the fabric's a little crisp, it wrinkles easily, that sort of thing. But... it's stretchy! Just a little stretchy. Turns out, it's like 97% cotton and 3% spandex. It's comfortable as hell, but very strange. And as I said, virulently pink. 'Shrimp' looked merely bright under the lighting conditions at home. Here under the fluorescents at work, it fairly glows. I will not be hiding from anybody today.

Aren't you glad I decided to update from work? :)