Divisions and Precisions

My shirt has been on

My shirt has been on inside out ALL DAY. And no one's said a word. I wonder if it's because they didn't notice, or because they just thought it was funny? Argh! Paranoia!

Take a kung-fu movie. Now

Take a kung-fu movie. Now take out the bad dubbing and replace it with well-written subtitles. Give it amazing acting. An epic story. Major romance to go along with the wire-fu and fight scenes. Then give it a score that includes Yo Yo Ma. When you're done, you'll have Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Now go see it. Now. Right now.

Alternately, take Homer's The Odyssey and set it in 1920s Mississippi and turn it into a comedy with a lot of music. Then you'll have O Brother, Where Art Thou?. And you should go see that too. Right after CTHD.