Divisions and Precisions

So, if you're ever sitting

So, if you're ever sitting around, oh, about 9 pm, and you get a bug up your ass to suddenly move your bed so you can use the computer from the bed -- don't do it. The bed is moved, but I think I seriously hurt myself. Casters or no, I'm too much of a wimp to move a queen-sized bed alone.

On the plus side, though, I'm terribly comfortable.

I have a zero tolerance

I have a zero tolerance policy for stupidity. Can I suspend the principal?

"I think a chicken strip is something insignificant," she said. "It's just a piece of chicken. How could you play like it's a gun?"

The principal wittily responded that punishment for a threat "depends on the tone, the demeanor, and in some manner you judge the intent. It's not the object in the hand, it's the thought in the mind."

I'm certain the eight-year old boy had murder in mind when he pointed that deadly piece of chicken at his teacher.

Ever looked through eBay and

Ever looked through eBay and wondered: Who Would Buy That? Yeah. Me too.