Divisions and Precisions

I had a strange dream

I had a strange dream last night. I dreamt that I was back in college, like, back at Lipscomb, only all my coworkers were there. There was a huge uproar in the guys' dorm because one of the guys was discovered to be a Satanist. The other guys wanted to throw him out, but his reply was, "I'm only a Satanist! It's not like I listen to boy bands or anything!" Upon reflection, they let him stay.

I never had a dream with a punchline before.