August 23, 2002
Don't ask how we got
Don't ask how we got here.
Haylon says "God slobber is nasty."
Haylon puts his face in his hand.
Cinderella blinks at Haylon.
Cinderella falls out of her chair.
Haylon says "Dog."
Haylon says "DOG slobber is nasty."
Haylon says "God slobber... well, depends on the God."
Somebody tell me I'm not
Somebody tell me I'm not crazy. I keep seeing this commercial on Comedy Central, and I have NO IDEA what it's for. It's a series of almost random shots, an eclipse, a computer generated burning tree, a woman from several different angles. The voiceover says something that sounds like "before you die, you see the ring" or something. Has anyone else seen this, or do they just play it late late at night to fuck with the insomniacs? Internet searches have not been helpful, because I don't have much text to search with. Anybody know what this is an ad for? Anybody?
