April 29, 2003
My friends are weird...
Haylon just ate a Crispy Cream double glazed raspberry filled doughnut and screamed in pain as the ungodly sweetness stabbed his tongue like a silver spear.
Cinderella says "Okay.... so was this a good thing or a bad thing?"
Robbie says "Dude."
Haylon says "Nothing that is of God could be that sweet."
Cinderella repeats... good thing or bad thing? ;)
Haylon says "I know whereof I speak. I used to eat double glazed doughnuts with chocolate syrup and washed them down with Mountain Dew spiked with Pixie sticks. Nothing has ever made me scream in pain from being sweet before though."
Robbie says "Dear god - how are you not -dead-?"
Cinderella blinks. Jesus.
Haylon says "It was sweet to the point that it was not actually sweet. It was a whole different sensation that has more to do with rapture or damnation or being fucked to death by 1000 satyrs than with anything you normally associate with the word "Sweet""
Cinderella whoas. "Now that's a doughnut."
Haylon is afraid of it.
Cinderella says "Fear the doughnut."
