Divisions and Precisions

Things I learned this weekend:

• I type 67 wpm.
• I test as proficient on Word and Excel as my resume says.
• Not all temp agencies are of the devil.
• Used condominiums are sort of like used cars: a lot of them have been driven hard, and even the ones that haven't been still smell funny.
• I can get over the supposed stigma of living in a manufactured home, especially if it involves cathedral ceilings, a jacuzzi tub, and a 50 inch television.
• In fact, for the above, I'd gladly take up the mantle of Trailer Park Queen (except you're supposed to say "manufactured home community" now).
• I can make my mom laugh herself to tears just by imitating the cats.
• NASCAR isn't nearly as interesting when you sleep through half the race.
• I really enjoy my life right now.

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Listening: "Never Ever" -- All Saints