May 27, 2004
Search term fun
My three favorite search terms used to reach this site, via today's referrer logs:
-book of mormon is oral sex wrong?
-jane austen and the empire said
-our teenager peed her pants what to do
Movable Type's way of grouping multiple entries on a page produces some interesting search results. Hee. Jane Austen and the Empire sounds like a great book title, either a quirky novel or a serious academic work. And whenever I read the first one, I can't help but hear this earnest teenager's voice, "Book of Mormon, is oral sex wrong?" As for the last one, I'm probably so wrong to giggle at that. :)
Pink!
I am wearing the funkiest shirt I have ever owned. And in fact, I now own two, in different virulent shades of pink (called, for some reason, shrimp and orchid). The shirt looks like your basic cotton buttondown: the fabric's a little crisp, it wrinkles easily, that sort of thing. But... it's stretchy! Just a little stretchy. Turns out, it's like 97% cotton and 3% spandex. It's comfortable as hell, but very strange. And as I said, virulently pink. 'Shrimp' looked merely bright under the lighting conditions at home. Here under the fluorescents at work, it fairly glows. I will not be hiding from anybody today.
Aren't you glad I decided to update from work? :)
