La Vie Boheme

How not to spend the

How not to spend the evening writing:

First, after work, go straight to the bookstore. Browse for about an hour. Buy a couple books on writing.
Then, go out to dinner. Stuff yourself silly.
Don't go home until 9pm, and then bitterly rant at yourself all the way home, because you know you're too stuffed and too tired to think about writing.
Come home and feel like a slug and whine a lot online.

Voila! Follow those steps, and I guarantee you will not write word one that evening!