La Vie Boheme

I'm really a real writer!

I got writer-spam in my inbox today. I must be a real writer. The spammers have classified me as such.

(Then again, they've also classified me as a home-owning, debt-ridden, insomniac, dieting, bestiality-loving, small-breasted person with a small, limp penis, so this might not mean anything at all.)